Vaccine indemnity

Protect your family against the adverse effects of vaccinations by use of below indemnity:

>>As you have requested vaccines for my/our child(ren), it is my duty as a parent to protect them in the event of the vaccine(s) causing adverse reactions to my/our child(ren).

I am requesting you sign this indemnity form before you administer the vaccine as a protection for my/our child(ren).
In the event of my/our child(ren) becoming sick or other maladies following this vaccine, you the administer of the vaccine are responsible for damages totalling $250M plus all the medical costs to correct it.
Should you choose to not sign this indemnity, which in effect states you cannot guarantee the safety of my/our child(ren), then it is my responsibility and right as a parent to refuse this vaccination.

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